The following matches my own speculative explanation for why this president cannot produce a valid birth certificate, even on his second attempt. For more interesting commentary on this topic please, not only click the link below, but read the comments section with a critical mind. We were particularly intrigued by the one about the Soviet Festival babies submitted by Erica Brigid and the piece about the Manufactured Man...
IHE PRESUMED STORY OF OBAMA'S birth sounds like a "Seduced and Abandoned" epic. In fact, his birth and early upbringing are not that different from thousands of such incidents that transpire on a daily basis. So it's all a myth that is being pulled down, stone by stone! Obama's father was not a class act but Obama mythologizes him in his book.
The Manchurian Candidate jumps right out of the Silver Screen into the White House.
But the fault does not lie with the mythologizers but with a vapid, Hollywood worship of false idols by a frighteningly ignorant American public. I think our age will be known as the Age of Gigantic Scams. First, Bernie Madoff bilking thousands, then Al Gore fattening his bank account with a faux myth about Global Warming, and then Obama with the biggest scam of them all, winning the presidency by exploiting the race guilt feelings of millions of Americans!